美國網民在小紅書上與中國網民對賬后，崩潰了！

由于美國法院也支持“不賣就封殺tiktok”，結果美國網民涌入了中國小紅書，于是，搞笑的一幕發生了：美國網民熱衷于跟中國網民對賬雙方的生活，結果，美國網民發現真相后，崩潰了。

面對這一切，中國的嚴教授急了，他陰陽怪氣地說：“多年以后，張鐵蛋在防輻射地下避難所僅剩的一臺紅白機上百無聊賴地玩魂斗羅的時候，會想起他曾用過的小紅書上突然涌來大批Ticktock難民的那個短暫而又歡樂的夜晚?！?/p>

西方媒體福布斯平臺發表言論聲稱：小紅書對美式民主構成了威脅！

細節如下：

美國人1：

Telling me in China, a communist country, that I could go there and buy a home. Like I pay the mortgage, it is mine month for 70 years. That is my property. I don't ever have to worry about losing my job, getting sick, or just not even being able to pay the bills. It's mine. And then when that 70 years is up, all I have to do is renew the property tax for a small fee. That's nowhere close to the amount that I would have to pay America.

有人跟我說，在共產主義國家中國，我能去那兒買房子。只要我還房貸，這70年里每個月房子都是我的。那就是我的財產。我壓根兒不用擔心失業、生病，甚至連付不起賬單都不用怕，房子就是我的。等70年到期了，我只需交一小筆錢續交房產稅就行。這跟我在美國要交的錢相比，簡直是小巫見大巫。

美國人1：

Wow, what a concept. You're telling me that the only property tax that they pay on their vehicle is the small vessel tax that is attached to their insurance that they pay? You're telling me that public spaces such as museums ensues or three, because it's a public space? What a. Concept You're telling me that you can work a part time job as long as you don't make over 5000 of whatever their currency is that you won't be taxed on it? But a concept?

哇塞，這概念太絕了。你是說他們車輛要交的唯一財產稅，就只是包含在車險里的那點車船稅？你還說像博物館這類公共空間，因為是公共空間，所以收費特別低？這概念太牛了。你還說只要打零工，收入不超過5000（不管他們貨幣單位是啥）就不用交稅？這概念簡直了！

美國人3：

Anybody that has Chinese friends who have emigrated to the us from China, like let's just say late 80s, early 90s, are you, is that where you've experienced anybody that has Chinese friends who have emigrated to the us from China, like let's just say late 80s, early 90s, are you, is that where you've experienced the most anti Chinese propaganda? Because in my lifetime, I have lots of friends, multicultural friends, but when it comes to Chinese propaganda, the us can fill us with so many different things, but those friends of mine who have been back to maybe Shanghai once or Beijing maybe once or twice in their life, but came here in like the late 80s, early 90s, those are the people who have fed me the most antique China know propaganda in my lifetime, like even though I have different experiences when I have traveled, let's just say to Hong Kong and I have spoken and made friends with people who live in China or are from China or travel back and forth frequently, I hear completely different stories and now that I'm on Reno, Xiao Hong s. I'm realizing that those Chinese people that came here in the 80s and 90s are the most propagandized against China. And I would like to understand more why. Because my friends just say like, everything that I'm saying is a lie. That's not true when I in fact know certain things are true because I've seen them with my own eyes.

有沒有人有那種80年代末、90年代初從中國移民到美國的中國朋友？你是不是從這些朋友身上感受到了最多的反華宣傳？我這輩子有好多不同文化背景的朋友，但一說到中國相關的宣傳，美國那可是給我們灌輸了一堆東西?？晌夷切┡笥眩赡芤惠呑泳突剡^上海一兩次，或者北京一兩次，80年代末90年代初就來美國了，就是他們給我灌輸了這輩子最多的反華言論。雖說我自己去香港旅游的時候，跟在中國生活的人、來自中國的人，或者經常往返中國的人交流、交朋友，有完全不一樣的體驗?，F在我上了小紅書，我發現那些80、90年代來美國的中國人，是被反華宣傳洗腦最嚴重的。我特別想搞清楚為啥。因為我那些朋友就一口咬定我講的全是瞎話。但我心里清楚，有些事我親眼見過，就是真的。

美國人2：

and.

然后。

美國人4：

I don't know guys. The more I watch Red Note, the more I'm depressed. I just saw a video and the guy was showing his apartment so freaking, it was nice. It was so freaking nice. And he legit just said, when I pay off my mortgage, it's mine and I don't have to pay anything to the government anymore. So if I lose my job or I retire, we don't have a real estate tax. It is just my home. He owns it. He freaking owns it. What the fuck America? I'm curious, like, do other countries do this? Are we the only country? That has been brainwashed to think that like, we need to pay until we die I'm curious.

我跟你們說啊，我小紅書看得越多，心里就越郁悶。我剛看了個視頻，那哥們兒展示他的公寓，好家伙，簡直太漂亮了。他還特認真地說，等還清房貸，房子就是他的了，而且再也不用給政府交錢了。所以就算失業或者退休，也不用交房產稅。那就是他的家，他實實在在就擁有了這房子。美國這是搞啥呢？我就奇了怪了，其他國家也這樣嗎？難道就只有我們被洗腦，覺得得一直交錢交到死？我真的太好奇了。

美國人4：

I don't know guys, the more I watch redne.

我跟你們說啊，我小紅書看得越多……

美國人5：

The American health care system needs to get the fuck out of here. Okay, this is, this is crazy. I just asked for an itemized bill of earlier this month where I was dying and I needed to be hospitalized for three days. The total of that three day service was $83334 and 33.

美國這醫保體系趕緊麻溜兒滾蛋吧。這也太離譜了。我就問了下本月初我病危住院三天的費用明細，這三天的服務居然總共花了83334.33美元。

美國人2：

For what? For what?

為啥花這么多啊？都干啥了?。?/p>

美國人5：

Oh my God, and I'm wondering if I get a degree with this service or walking down the aisle for surviving, you must be out your mind. This is the price of an Ivy League program. Not only was I dysfunctional during half of this stuff, I also didn't ask for half this stuff. I must cure cancer with how much they charge me for blood work. You got to be $6000. It sounds like I need to be reimbursed for all the stuff y'all took out of my body. Here's the fun part, here's the fun part, $10296, you know what that's for, that is for.

我的老天爺啊，我都琢磨著，就這費用，我是不是能換個學位，或者因為活下來能去走紅毯了。你們是不是腦子進水了。這都趕上常春藤盟校的學費了。而且這期間一半時間我都迷迷糊糊的，還有一半的東西我壓根兒就沒要。就他們收我這驗血的錢，我都能拿來治癌癥了。居然要6000美元。感覺我都得讓他們把從我身體里取走的東西都賠給我才行。還有更逗的呢，這10296美元，你們知道是干啥的嗎？這是……

美國人4：

the.

那個……

美國人5：

HB room board, semi private med bed, what, who the hell ask for that? I'm go, I just need my airways open. Mind you, I got back problems, I really got back problems for three days in that bed, so make it make sense. I hope you all at home costs like 30 apparently, apparently in a hospital, it's like $462 needed help to open my airways you.

病房住宿費，還是個半私人的病床，啥玩意兒啊，誰特么要這個了？我就想讓自己能喘口氣兒。你們知道嗎，我本來就背疼，在這床上躺了三天，背更疼了。這都啥跟啥啊。我就盼著在家住一晚上也就30美元吧，結果在醫院，通個氣兒居然要462美元。

美國人6：

I'm chatting with a new friend in China and their law schools are $798 per year, which just makes me feel so angry because I have like $450000 in debt just to go to law school. And I'm explaining this extremely fucking bonkers system that we have. And I'm like, this is a slave contract because I'll never be able to pay back these loans for my entire life. Like I or in my lifetime, I will never pay back my student loans without a loan forgiveness program ever. And I am just so fucking angry that this is the system that we are forced to deal with, that this is the system we are fucking stuck in and trapped in. And I'm fucking sick of it.

我正跟中國的一個新朋友聊天呢，人家那兒法學院一年學費才798美元，這可把我氣壞了。我為了上法學院，欠了45萬美元的債啊。我跟他吐槽我們這超級離譜的制度。我就覺得這簡直就是奴隸契約，因為我這輩子都還不清這些貸款。要是沒有貸款豁免項目，我這輩子都還不完學生貸款。我真的氣炸了，我們就被迫得面對這種制度，被困在這個破制度里，我真是受夠了。

美國人4：

I've been scrolling Red Note for hours and the grocery hauls you guys this. This is why they wanted us to hate China.

我刷小紅書都刷了好幾個小時了，你們看看人家曬的那些購物成果。這就是為啥有人想讓我們討厭中國啊。

美國人7：

Okay, so I'm seeing everyone go over to Reno and they're starting to see the Chinese grocery hauls, how much average folks can afford at the grocery store and not just how much, but like how high quality the food is.

你們看啊，我發現大家都跑到小紅書上去了，開始了解中國人在超市購物的情況，看看普通人能買得起啥，而且不僅是消費金額，還能看到人家食物的品質有多高。

美國人8：

in the everyday lives of Chinese people, like obviously certain Chinese people not seeing everybody's lives. It's just like insanely eye - opening interesting seeing how lighthearted and kind and gentle these people are, especially in comparison to Americans.

看看中國人的日常生活，當然這只是部分中國人的生活啦，不是所有人的。真的是大開眼界啊，看到他們那么輕松愉快、友善溫和，跟美國人一比，這差別太明顯了。

美國人9：

You all have shown me a side of Chinese culture that I never thought exist, but thanks to the American propaganda machines telling us otherwise, everything with the us propaganda completely failed. But they have also just brought us closer, something that we're supposed to see.

你們讓我看到了中國文化的一面，這是我以前從來沒想過的。多虧了美國的宣傳機器，它們一直給我們灌輸別的東西，但現在美國的那些宣傳徹底失敗了。不過，這反倒讓我們跟中國更親近了，這也算是意外收獲吧。

美國人10：

US citizens now are connected to Chinese citizen, the entire like us propaganda machine that makes us afraid of them, that makes us think that their lives are shitty or like in this authoritarian realm, it's just completely shattered, it's broken.

現在美國公民和中國公民有了聯系，美國那套讓我們害怕中國人、覺得他們生活糟糕或者生活在專制統治下的宣傳機器，徹底碎成渣渣了。

美國人11：

Tell us about China. For decades now that we've all gotten on Red Note and we can see the lifestyle that all of the Chinese people have, a lot of us Americans are the price of going out to eat, the price of groceries, public transportation, and the people on Red Note are soberg asted that we have to work two jobs just to keep our roof over our head. Us government a big time, which is not a surprise because you do it constantly, even if TikTok gets banned. I've seen enough, I have been woken up. I grew up fed propaganda that China is evil and that they treat their citizens like shit. I mean, I was raised by Maga is the main reason why I feel so radicalized.

跟我們講講中國唄。這么多年了，我們上了小紅書，看到了中國人的生活方式。好多美國人看到中國人下館子的價格、買菜的價格、公共交通的價格，再看看小紅書上的內容，就感慨我們得打兩份工才能有個住的地方。美國政府沒少搞事，這也不奇怪，他們一直都這樣，就算TikTok被禁了也一樣。我已經看夠了，我算是清醒了。我從小就被灌輸中國很邪惡、中國政府虐待老百姓這種觀念。我這么偏激，主要就是因為我是在“讓美國再次偉大”這種氛圍里長大的。

美國人11：

American culture, American society is toxic, gross, poisonous. They poison our food, they jack the prices up of everything. We don't get health care, we don't get good public transportation, even though we're all on the same spot continent. We destroy the planet for money, power and control. Our government is funky as fuck on the left and on the right. Don't get a twist. This is a class war and I will not be giving this fight up. We deserve soft.

美國文化、美國社會簡直有毒，惡心透頂。他們往我們的食物里下毒，啥東西都亂漲價。我們沒有醫保，公共交通也爛得不行，明明大家都在同一個大陸上。我們為了錢、權力和控制欲，把地球都快毀了。美國政府不管左派還是右派，都爛透了。別搞錯了，這就是一場階級戰爭，我可不會放棄這場斗爭。我們應該得到更好的。

美國人2：

Help? I'm crying right now. I don't know if you can see that. I'm pretty sure the United States has lied to us about who China is. They've always told us very unique things about that, about your country, and just my experience on your seen and her such grace and such welcome.

救命啊！我現在都要哭了。不知道你們能不能看出來。我敢肯定美國一直在跟我們撒謊，歪曲中國的形象。他們總是跟我們講關于中國的各種奇奇怪怪的事。但就我自己的體驗，我看到的是中國的優雅和友好。

美國人8：

I am no longer convinced that we are living in a first world country, seeing the everyday lives of Chinese people. Most of these Chinese people, even older people, like people in their 40s, 60s, 60s, they look so much less traumatized than most Americans. Our citizens here are not only like we really cold, mean and disconnected and combative, but like you can just people's problems on their face. You can see that they are exhausted and that they've been brutalized. Now, I don't fully understand Chinese culture, but it's interesting seeing how lighthearted in kind and gentle these people are, especially in comparison to Americans. We just have so much dark energy lagging this country and plaguing the people. And it's just like, like we live in so many layers of deception. Like, I don't know if we ever actually, you know, what's happening?

看到中國人的日常生活，我都不覺得我們美國還能算發達國家了。好多中國人，哪怕是40多歲、60多歲的人，看起來都比大多數美國人少了很多創傷。我們美國的老百姓，不僅冷漠、刻薄、彼此疏離還愛爭斗，而且你看他們臉上就能看出他們的煩心事。能看得出他們疲憊不堪，飽受生活折磨。我雖然不太了解中國文化，但看到中國人這么輕松友善、溫柔平和，尤其是跟美國人比起來，真的很有意思。我們國家好像被太多負面能量籠罩著，折磨著老百姓。就感覺我們生活在重重欺騙之中。我都不知道我們到底知不知道正在發生什么。

美國人7：

Hey, what's up red note? I just started my account. I am a TikTok refugee. I used to do tech videos.

嘿，小紅書的朋友們，咋樣??？我剛注冊了賬號。我是從TikTok過來的難民。我以前是做科技視頻的。

美國人4：

and my TikTok refugee.

我也是從TikTok過來的難民。

美國人12：

as TikTok faces a potential ban by the us government, thousands of TikTok creators flock to Chinese social media app Xiao Hong Shu Red Note with many Chinese users on the platform leaving comments like welcome.

隨著TikTok面臨被美國政府封禁的可能，成千上萬的TikTok創作者涌向中國社交媒體應用小紅書，平臺上好多中國用戶都留言說“歡迎”。

美國人4：

Hello friends from China.

中國的朋友們，你們好啊。

美國人13：

I am yet another TikTok refugee. Thank you for providing shelter for us. It has been a rough few months, let me tell you, finding out that TikTok might get banned. It is our one app where we can actually say what we think mostly and where we get news about what's going on in other parts of the world, stuff that we wouldn't normally see on other social media sites or on the TV news. So to find this app is really exciting. So my Chinese friends, if you have any questions about the American culture I'd be happy to help.

我也是TikTok難民一枚。謝謝你們給我們提供了庇護。跟你們說，得知TikTok可能被封禁，這幾個月可太難熬了。TikTok是我們為數不多能暢所欲言，還能了解到世界其他地方發生什么事的應用，那些事兒在其他社交媒體或者電視新聞上可看不到。所以發現小紅書這個應用，真的太讓人興奮了。中國的朋友們，如果你們對美國文化有啥問題，我很樂意幫忙解答。

美國人4：

I'm a TikTok refugee. TikTok just got banned in the United States of America today. This morning, it's like full of America. It's like only English. I thought I clicked the wrong up. The government is trying so hard to take it away from wait till they find out we're all moving to the Chinese version.

我是TikTok難民。TikTok今天早上剛在美國被封禁。突然發現整個平臺都充滿了美國相關的內容，而且好像只有英文了。我還以為自己點錯了。政府拼命想把TikTok從我們身邊奪走，就等著瞧吧，看他們發現我們都轉戰中國版（社交媒體）的時候會是什么表情。